Never shower alone
Ok here's the thing. I bought a new shower curtain not so long ago at IKEA. Every time I take a shower this thing is trying to seriously hump me!!! I'm not kidding. I can turn on the shower and wait for the water to warm up and it won't move, but as soon as I get in it's all over me like a catholic priest on a 10 year old. Even when I try to weigh it down with a shampoo bottle at each end they some how fall off when my eyes are closed rinsing my hair and the damn thing starts caressing my body???? HELP ME PLEASE!!!!
Davey
posted by Davey at 4:32 PM
1 Comments:
1. What does Superman have to do with it?
2. Magnets. Doesn't it have little magnets in it? Or, splash some water on the tile and stick the curtain to it.
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