12/12/2005

Shhhh Don't Tell

SUCSESS!!!! Guess what I found??? Yup the camera cord. But here is where it gets tricky. I found it in the very place Martha said it was, the conversation went like this. "Thats it I quit we may as well just give this camera to the united way because we can no longer put the pictures on the computer" Martha says "Did you look where I asked you to?" irritated man thing responds "Yes, YES! YES!! it's not there" Voice of reason says "Was it a Dave look or a Martha look?" shoulders hunched, and puppy out in the rain eyes on I reply " A real good Martha look I swear it's gone" SOOOOO...uh heeem.. If we could keep this quiet it would save me a lot of explaining. To my Wife. I am sorry, but one of these days you will be wrong......Right?




The Final sunset for the season from our cottage. Canadian Thanksgiving marks the end of weekend escapes. Everyone was there for Turkey and all the trimmings and seemed to magically vanish when the "Closing up" commenced. What a great year we had!!! Funfest 2005 went off without a hitch for all of you that came down (or over geographically) from Alberta. And Martha only fell off the deck twice.
This unfortunately is Mr. Bensons thoughts on the pumpkin patch. I am now certain the Lord sent him here to teach me humility.Do you think someone HATES it when Mommy is not around in the day time?And I want more monkeys and bones and trips to the dog park, stinky socks, a bed as big as mommy and daddy's....and oh ya that Bob Barker guy..Guess what he cost me?

Is there a Wheaton in that mess or is it a Ewok? NUB NUBWhy oh why can I not grow hair in the middle of my chin? It would save a lot of shirt stains!! And Yes Martha has made me FAT!!!! I'm like a baby or a kitty if I'm happy I'll get fat.

Special Thanks goes out to all the NORTHERNERS you know who you are

Dvaey

1 Comments:

Blogger tshsmom said...

My tips for a successful marriage ;)
Rule #1. Your wife is ALWAYS right!
Rule #2. (After the baby arrives) If Mama ain't happy, there ain't NOBODY happy.

11:19 PM  

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